This Memorial Day weekend the various shows of The ESO Network hit the convention trail. If you’re near any of these conventions, please stop in and say Howdy! And tell the convention that ESO sent ya.
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Needless Things Podcast: Episodes 2 & 3

I’ve got some catching up to do.
A clearly distraught Director Faber pointed out to me the other day that I have not been posting new episodes of the Needless Things Podcast here on the ESO Network page. At the time I couldn’t remember why, so I just told him that I’ve only actually done two episodes and it’s not like I have the manliness or intestinal fortitude to produce multiple podcasts in a single week like he does. I’m lucky if I can muster the will to crank out one every six weeks.
Which is why I am only now producing my third episode since the beginning of 2013.
Next on Earth Station One..

Next week, the Earth Station One crew enlists. That’s right, Mike, Mike, and Bobby report for duty as part of America’s highly trained special missions force, known as G.I. Joe. ESO takes down Cobra forces while looking back at the Joes’ history from comic books, the various cartoon series, the conventions, the toys, and the upcoming live action movie starring The Rock and Bruce Willis. Plus, the ESO Khan Report goes on the road to Joelanta, Atlanta’s premier G.I. Joe convention. And if that wasn’t enough, just wait until you see who we strap into The Geek Seat this week. Plus, we’ll have the usual rants, raves, shout outs, and ESO’s Khan Report! It’s going to be another fantastic episode next week at Earth Station One. Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
ESO wants to hear from you. What are your favorite G.I. Joe memories from the comics, TV show, movies, or the toys that started it all? Let us know at esopodcast@gmail.com, Facebook, Twitter, or Google+. We just might tread yours on the show.
Needless Things Podcast Episode 2: New York International Toy Fair 2013
I suppose every one of these podcasts is going to include a certain amount of drama and stress. If I could just record them and then shoot them out of my computer and directly into your brains I would be extremely happy.
As I stated last time, I have no schedule for these things. If there’s something I feel like I can record a show about,. I’m going to try and do it. And I definitely felt like Toy Fair was something I could record a show about. I’ve been following Toy Fair for fifteen or so years now and providing coverage of one kind or another for maybe five. Every single year me and my toy dork buddies end up discussing the reveals at length and the obvious next step was just to record one of those conversations and then upload it.
Easy, right?
HA , HA, no.
Needless Things Podcast Episode 1: Masters of the Universe 30th Anniversary

Inspired by my work with Director Faber, Mike, Bobby, and the multitude of fascinating personalities that are part of the Earth Station One network; I finally had to do it. I made my own podcast.
THE ESO NETWORK INVADES DRAGON*CON
Dragon*Con 2012 is here and the ESO Network is ready!
Meet your favorite ESO Network podcasters at Dragon*Con this weekend. Personalities from Earth Station One, Earth Station Who, Doctor Geek’s Laboratory, Transmissions From Atlantis, and ESO’s Dragon*KHAN Report, along with assorted Friends of the Station will be on hand for the festivities all weekend. You can see the ESO Network schedule at www.esopodcast.com.
Join the ESO Network crews for autograph sessions on Saturday, September 1st and Sunday, September 2nd from 1 – 2 p.m. each day at Mike Gordon’s New Legend Production table [TBL38] in Comic and Pop Art
Artist Alley at the Hyatt Regency Hotel. Stop by and say Howdy!
You can learn more about Dragon*Con at http://dragoncon.org.
ESO hopes to see you there.
Toy Review – Masters of the Universe Classics Draego-Man By Mattel

Dragon*Con starts this Thursday (or Wednesday according to some), so let’s kick off the week with a review of a dragon! Er, a dragon dude. Dude dragon. Whatever.
It’s been a while since I’ve said this, but I had no intention of buying Draego-Man.
Don’t get me wrong – he looked like an awesome figure. I just didn’t feel like he quite fit the Masters of the Universe Classics aesthetic, despite having quite a few farmed parts. I also wasn’t too crazy about an all-new character with no established place in the mythology.
Toy Review – Marvel Select Black Widow (Disney Store Exclusive) By Diamond Select Toys

For the most part I avoid Marvel Select figures. They’re too big, they have weird articulation, and often they don’t even look very good.
Why are they so big, anyway? Who at Diamond Select Toys decided they wanted to make a line of figures that was not compatible with any action figures that have come out in the past… ever? It’s like DC Direct deciding their larger clothed figures were going to be thirteen inches rather than a standard 1/6th scale. What a stupid decision. I still think that’s why that line failed. They were good figures (except for the females all having massively oversized mammary glands), they just looked too odd next to all the other figures of that size.
So aside from the Marvel Zombies figures, Uatu the Watcher, and an Ultimate Thor I got on clearance I don’t have any Marvel Select.